1. What is the longest word in English language ?
SMILE. There is a MILE between the first and the last letters.
2. A : Mother, why Mahatma Gandhi has no hair on his head ?
Mother : Because he speaks only the truth.
A : Now I understand why ladies have long hair.........
Mother : ???
3. Me : I have the perfect son
He : Does he smoke ?
Me : No. he doesn't
He : Does he ever come home late ?
Me : No, he doesn't
He : Does he often drink liquor ?
Me : Never.
He : So, I think you really have a perfect son. How old is he ?
Me : He will be eight months old tomorrow.
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